I'm your next IT guy

You haven't met an IT guy like me. Probably.

"You don't seem as useless as other IT guys I've moved." --my mover

And he was right. I understand what are you trying to explain to me. I can speak plain language, and I can speak in technical gibberish. I'll help you as fast and as best as I possible can, because then we can both go back to whatever we've been doing.